How to Look Like a Pro Golfer (Without Actually Being One)

Here’s a secret: you don’t need to shoot under par to look like you know what you’re doing. Golf is 50% skill, 50% attitude… and 100% accessories.

1. The Outfit

Pro golfers dress like they’re always one handshake away from a sponsorship deal. You? Just wear a tucked-in polo and avoid socks with holes. Easy win.

2. The Glove

A good golf glove doesn’t just help your grip, it says, “I’ve invested in this game.” Bonus points if you take it off dramatically before putting.

3. The Rangefinder Flex

Nothing screams “serious golfer” like pulling out a rangefinder, zapping the pin, and nodding thoughtfully… right before chunking the shot 20 yards.

4. The Sunglasses

Wraparounds = athletic. Aviators = stylish. Clip-ons = Uncle Bob. Choose wisely.

5. The Attitude

Pro golfers never look surprised, no matter how bad the shot. Chunk it into the water? Just nod and mutter, “Yardage was off.”